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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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G’s

owned by John · active for 150 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
150
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Bobs bar 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Bobs bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs 69 Bar 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: 69 Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs wurrr 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: wurrr the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Ladyboylovers 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Ladyboylovers the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Flip Flop Fiesta 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Flip Flop Fiesta the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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G’s
@John
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
150
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Bobs bar 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Bobs bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs 69 Bar 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: 69 Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs wurrr 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: wurrr the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Ladyboylovers 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Ladyboylovers the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Flip Flop Fiesta 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Flip Flop Fiesta the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"