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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Ham Noi

owned by Ham · active for 110 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 15w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Heating Up
61.1% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 0 vs Rabbit Run 0 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Rabbit Run the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 885 vs Feeder1 176 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Ham Noi beat Feeder1 in Week 2 (885–176 drinks).
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 690 vs Bradleys Jomtien 93 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:26
🏆 Ham Noi beat Bradleys Jomtien in Week 1 (690–93 drinks).
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Ham Noi
@Ham
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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???
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???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 0 vs Rabbit Run 0 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Rabbit Run the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 885 vs Feeder1 176 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Ham Noi beat Feeder1 in Week 2 (885–176 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ham Noi 690 vs Bradleys Jomtien 93 Winner: Ham Noi · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Ham Noi beat Bradleys Jomtien in Week 1 (690–93 drinks).