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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Hard group
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Hard Ass Cafe

owned by Bugaloo · active for 39 days
Established bar 🏘️ The Hard group
Tier
Established
Days in business
39
Win streak
0
11 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
38

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Prang
Buzzin · 8w loyal
Tann
Maggie's Jomtien · 7w loyal
Ploy
Club Fate · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🎪
Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
and 32 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-30
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-28
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-26
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-25
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-25
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-26
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-04
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-26

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-09-30 04:36:50
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-30.
purchase · 2026-09-30 04:36:46
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-09-29 03:59:58
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Ladies' Night for 2026-09-29 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-09-27 03:27:05
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-27 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-09-26 03:54:10
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-26 (฿4,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Hard group
🐯
Hard Ass Cafe
@Bugaloo
Established The Hard group
Tier
Established
Days in business
39
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏘️
Empire Builder
💎
Diamond Hands
📚
Back to School
🎪
Full Calendar
🎱
Pool Shark
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-30
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-28
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-26
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-25
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-25
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-26
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-04
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-26
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-30.
purchase
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Ladies' Night for 2026-09-29 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-27 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Hard Ass Cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-26 (฿4,000).