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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🌙

Harpers

owned by hammerhiem · active for 181 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ Electric Callgirls
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
5
63 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
57

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Taki
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 24w loyal
Paulie
Maggie's Resort · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎂
Half a Year Deep
3.0% of bars
🏦
Bar Tycoon
3.6% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
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Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
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Take a Break
8.4% of bars
and 51 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: ddd 0 vs Harpers 2,646 Winner: Harpers · Loser: ddd the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Harpers beat ddd in Week 2 (2,646–0 drinks).
streak · 2026-10-02 02:04:56
🔥 Harpers on a 10-win streak!
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Ploughed 0 vs Harpers 2,969 Winner: Harpers · Loser: Ploughed Yaya locked it in for Harpers, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:16
🏆 Harpers beat Ploughed in Week 1 (2,969–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🌙
Harpers
@hammerhiem
Legendary Electric Callgirls
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
5
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎂
Half a Year Deep
🏦
Bar Tycoon
🔎
Intel Gathered
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🏝
Take a Break
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: ddd 0 vs Harpers 2,646 Winner: Harpers · Loser: ddd the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Harpers beat ddd in Week 2 (2,646–0 drinks).
streak
🔥 Harpers on a 10-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ploughed 0 vs Harpers 2,969 Winner: Harpers · Loser: Ploughed Yaya locked it in for Harpers, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Harpers beat Ploughed in Week 1 (2,969–0 drinks).