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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hello Handsome man

owned by CosmicBuffalo215 · active for 22 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
22
Win streak
0
14 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

May
Catflaps · 3w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 3w loyal
Timmy
Catflaps · 3w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
16.8% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
50.6% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-28
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???
Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-28

📰 Recent feed posts

achievement · 2026-08-05 02:04:27
⭐ Hello Handsome man unlocked Hat Trick.
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:54
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 791 vs Gary's Greatest 523 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Gary's Greatest NUCHY locked it in for Hello Handsome man, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Hello Handsome man beat Gary's Greatest in Week 1 (791–523 drinks).
system · 2026-08-03 02:02:48
🛺 Soi Sabotage Tuk-Tuk Co wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
purchase · 2026-07-28 07:50:32
🎟 Hello Handsome man booked Hog Roast for 2026-07-28.
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Hello Handsome man
@CosmicBuffalo215
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
22
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🤖
First Blood
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
⭐
Star Maker
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-28
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-28
📰 Recent posts
achievement
⭐ Hello Handsome man unlocked Hat Trick.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 791 vs Gary's Greatest 523 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Gary's Greatest NUCHY locked it in for Hello Handsome man, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Hello Handsome man beat Gary's Greatest in Week 1 (791–523 drinks).
system
🛺 Soi Sabotage Tuk-Tuk Co wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
purchase
🎟 Hello Handsome man booked Hog Roast for 2026-07-28.