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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hello Handsome man

owned by James111 · active for 67 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
67
Win streak
3
19 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
18

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 9w loyal
Timmy
Catflaps · 9w loyal
May
Catflaps · 9w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
and 12 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-28
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-28

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 594 vs asd 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: asd the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Hello Handsome man beat asd in Week 2 (594–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 0 vs Nigger 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:51
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 0 vs MKS Bar 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: MKS Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Little Bohemia 0 vs Hello Handsome man 490 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Little Bohemia the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Hello Handsome man
@James111
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
67
Win streak
3
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
Rival Sweep
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-28
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-28
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-28
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 594 vs asd 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: asd the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Hello Handsome man beat asd in Week 2 (594–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 0 vs Nigger 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hello Handsome man 0 vs MKS Bar 0 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: MKS Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Little Bohemia 0 vs Hello Handsome man 490 Winner: Hello Handsome man · Loser: Little Bohemia the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"