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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hungry Hippo’s

owned by Capthanky · active for 180 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
28 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
31

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Hwan
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Bow
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Aom
Free Willy · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
💯
Century Club
21.7% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
and 25 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs GrimDank II - Haemonculi 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: GrimDank II - Haemonculi the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Doxy Dreams 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: Doxy Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Palace a Blow-Blow 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: Palace a Blow-Blow the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:46
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 1,477 vs sex 24 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:26
🏆 Hungry Hippo’s beat sex in Week 2 (1,477–24 drinks).
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Hungry Hippo’s
@Capthanky
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏝
Take a Break
🔥
On Fire
💯
Century Club
💦
Songkran Survivor
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs GrimDank II - Haemonculi 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: GrimDank II - Haemonculi the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Doxy Dreams 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: Doxy Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Palace a Blow-Blow 0 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: Palace a Blow-Blow the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 1,477 vs sex 24 Winner: Hungry Hippo’s · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Hungry Hippo’s beat sex in Week 2 (1,477–24 drinks).