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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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iPhone McPhoneface

owned by iphone · active for 136 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 20w loyal
Boom
Maggie May's · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:59
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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iPhone McPhoneface
@iphone
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🪑
Home Improvement
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"