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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Kåres retard bar

owned by Leif2 · active for 135 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
18

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ammie
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Michelle
Maggie's Jomtien · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
50.6% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
and 12 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bad Cashiers 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bad Cashiers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 566 vs Old Man Young Heart 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Old Man Young Heart the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:25
🏆 Kåres retard bar beat Old Man Young Heart in Week 1 (566–0 drinks).
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Kåres retard bar
@Leif2
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
⭐
Star Maker
🪑
Home Improvement
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bad Cashiers 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bad Cashiers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 566 vs Old Man Young Heart 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Old Man Young Heart the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Kåres retard bar beat Old Man Young Heart in Week 1 (566–0 drinks).