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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Kontinuous Kreaming
"Go with the flow!"
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Kan't Kream

owned by JasS · active for 61 days
Established bar 🏘️ Kontinuous Kreaming
Tier
Established
Days in business
61
Win streak
2
24 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
50

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pat
Bradley's · 1w loyal
Bee
Bradley's · 1w loyal
Sao
Buzzin · 1w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Soi Enforcer
1.1% of bars
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Bar Tycoon
3.6% of bars
🎉
First Mover
5.4% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
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Duelist
8.8% of bars
🎖️
Living Legend
9.0% of bars
and 44 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-06
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-03
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-03
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-06
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-08
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-02
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-04
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-04

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-03 00:34:24
🎟 Kan't Kream booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
milestone · 2026-10-02 09:10:52
🍻 Kan't Kream bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
milestone · 2026-10-02 02:10:26
💎 Kan't Kream crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Breakfast Beer Bar 353 vs Kan't Kream 967 Winner: Kan't Kream · Loser: Breakfast Beer Bar Emmy locked it in for Kan't Kream, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Kan't Kream beat Breakfast Beer Bar in Week 2 (967–353 drinks).
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Bar Group
Kontinuous Kreaming
"Go with the flow!"
🏆
Kan't Kream
@JasS
Established Kontinuous Kreaming
Tier
Established
Days in business
61
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏴
Soi Enforcer
🏦
Bar Tycoon
🎉
First Mover
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🥊
Duelist
🎖️
Living Legend
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-06
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-03
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-03
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-06
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-08
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-02
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-04
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-04
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Kan't Kream booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
milestone
🍻 Kan't Kream bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
milestone
💎 Kan't Kream crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Breakfast Beer Bar 353 vs Kan't Kream 967 Winner: Kan't Kream · Loser: Breakfast Beer Bar Emmy locked it in for Kan't Kream, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Kan't Kream beat Breakfast Beer Bar in Week 2 (967–353 drinks).