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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
mac_flow's Group
🐲

lucky bastard

owned by mac_flow · active for 110 days
Premier bar 🏘️ mac_flow's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
110
Win streak
5
39 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
45

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 15w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Nadai
Maggie's Jomtien · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

⚔️
Group Victory
7.4% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
📚
Back to School
9.8% of bars
🎲
Hustler
13.0% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
and 39 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,739 vs Magic Elixir 1,568 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Magic Elixir the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:36
🏆 lucky bastard beat Magic Elixir in Week 2 (1,739–1,568 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,954 vs Gary’s Pub 1,465 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Gary’s Pub the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 lucky bastard beat Gary’s Pub in Week 1 (1,954–1,465 drinks).
purchase · 2026-07-25 10:59:34
💰 lucky bastard bought Go-Go Dancing Poles for ฿700,000.
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🏘️
Bar Group
mac_flow's Group
🐲
lucky bastard
@mac_flow
Premier mac_flow's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
110
Win streak
5
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
⚔️
Group Victory
🏝
Take a Break
🤝
Stronger Together
📚
Back to School
🎲
Hustler
🔥
Rival Sweep
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,739 vs Magic Elixir 1,568 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Magic Elixir the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 lucky bastard beat Magic Elixir in Week 2 (1,739–1,568 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,954 vs Gary’s Pub 1,465 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Gary’s Pub the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 lucky bastard beat Gary’s Pub in Week 1 (1,954–1,465 drinks).
purchase
💰 lucky bastard bought Go-Go Dancing Poles for ฿700,000.