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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
mac_flow's Group
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lucky bastard

owned by mac_flow · active for 155 days
Premier bar 🏘️ mac_flow's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
41 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
46

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 22w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 22w loyal
Nadai
Maggie's Jomtien · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
and 40 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: Thfjfhfhd 227 vs lucky bastard 498 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Thfjfhfhd the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 lucky bastard beat Thfjfhfhd in Week 2 (498–227 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,687 vs Goblin's Revenge I 192 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Goblin's Revenge I the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 lucky bastard beat Goblin's Revenge I in Week 1 (1,687–192 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,739 vs Magic Elixir 1,568 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Magic Elixir the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Bar Group
mac_flow's Group
🐲
lucky bastard
@mac_flow
Premier mac_flow's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
⚔️
Group Victory
🏝
Take a Break
🤝
Stronger Together
🎲
Hustler
📚
Back to School
🎟️
The Big Dance
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thfjfhfhd 227 vs lucky bastard 498 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Thfjfhfhd the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 lucky bastard beat Thfjfhfhd in Week 2 (498–227 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,687 vs Goblin's Revenge I 192 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Goblin's Revenge I the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 lucky bastard beat Goblin's Revenge I in Week 1 (1,687–192 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: lucky bastard 1,739 vs Magic Elixir 1,568 Winner: lucky bastard · Loser: Magic Elixir the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"