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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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MM Chunky Pumpers

owned by charlie · active for 181 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
3
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
28

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Phap
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Ae
Maggie May's · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
💪
Deep Bench
34.7% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
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3×
39.7% of bars
and 22 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Euphoria 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Euphoria the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Enticement Paradise Club 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Enticement Paradise Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:01
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Buzz Bar 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Buzz Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:56
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Feeder1 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
streak · 2026-07-23 02:18:37
🔥 MM Chunky Pumpers on a 5-win streak!
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MM Chunky Pumpers
@charlie
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
On Fire
💦
Songkran Survivor
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
💪
Deep Bench
🔔
Ring My Bell
👑
3×
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Euphoria 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Euphoria the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Enticement Paradise Club 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Enticement Paradise Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Buzz Bar 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Buzz Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 0 vs Feeder1 0 Winner: MM Chunky Pumpers · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
streak
🔥 MM Chunky Pumpers on a 5-win streak!