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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Sagu's Group
🍸

Moist Taco

owned by Sagu · active for 179 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ Sagu's Group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
179
Win streak
5
58 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
55
🏆
Hall of Bars
2 permanent titles
⭐ Captain Whisperer · S3 🔥 Phoenix · S1

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bella
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Beebee
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

⚖️
Served Cold
1.3% of bars
🎩
Monopoly
2.0% of bars
🗺️
Cartographer
2.4% of bars
🧭
Know Your Town
2.4% of bars
💎
Tycoon
5.1% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
and 49 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-15
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 22:37:23
🎟 Moist Taco booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-05 (฿8,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: Moist Taco 2,494 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: Moist Taco · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Moist Taco beat Self Destructive Behavior in Week 2 (2,494–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 17:43:36
🎟 Moist Taco booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).
purchase · 2026-09-30 18:42:29
🎟 Moist Taco booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Sagu's Group
🍸
Moist Taco
@Sagu
Legendary Sagu's Group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
179
Win streak
5
Best night
Legendary
🏆
Hall of Bars
2 permanent titles
⭐ Captain Whisperer · S3 🔥 Phoenix · S1
🏆 Achievement showcase
⚖️
Served Cold
🎩
Monopoly
🗺️
Cartographer
🧭
Know Your Town
💎
Tycoon
🔎
Intel Gathered
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-15
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Moist Taco booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-05 (฿8,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moist Taco 2,494 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: Moist Taco · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Moist Taco beat Self Destructive Behavior in Week 2 (2,494–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Moist Taco booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).
purchase
🎟 Moist Taco booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).