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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Muff Divers

owned by WitchDoctor · active for 136 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
29 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
41
🥩 Beef of the Day wins
🥩 2026-07-23 (1–0) 🥩 2026-07-21 (1–0) 🥩 2026-06-04 (1–0)

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Sharp
Catflaps · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
3.7% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
🏇
By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
🔥
On Fire
14.9% of bars
and 35 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Galore 0 vs Muff Divers 1,280 Winner: Muff Divers · Loser: Pussy Galore the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:35
🏆 Muff Divers beat Pussy Galore in Week 2 (1,280–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-07-28 09:47:11
💰 Muff Divers bought Go-Go Dancing Poles for ฿700,000.
event · 2026-07-24 02:07:05
🎯 Beef result for 2026-07-23: Muff Divers beat The Drunk Monkey. Pickers who called it: 1/1.
event · 2026-07-22 02:54:39
🎯 Beef result for 2026-07-21: Muff Divers beat The Drunk Monkey. Pickers who called it: 1/1.
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Muff Divers
@WitchDoctor
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🏝
Take a Break
🃏
Playing Dirty
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
On Fire
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Galore 0 vs Muff Divers 1,280 Winner: Muff Divers · Loser: Pussy Galore the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Muff Divers beat Pussy Galore in Week 2 (1,280–0 drinks).
purchase
💰 Muff Divers bought Go-Go Dancing Poles for ฿700,000.
event
🎯 Beef result for 2026-07-23: Muff Divers beat The Drunk Monkey. Pickers who called it: 1/1.
event
🎯 Beef result for 2026-07-21: Muff Divers beat The Drunk Monkey. Pickers who called it: 1/1.