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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Muff Divers

owned by WitchDoctor · active for 181 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
45 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
44
🥩 Beef of the Day wins
🥩 2026-07-23 (1–0) 🥩 2026-07-21 (1–0) 🥩 2026-06-04 (1–0)

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Nook
Catflaps · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎂
Half a Year Deep
3.0% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
and 38 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-27
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-09
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Muff Divers 1,971 vs No Scum 0 Winner: Muff Divers · Loser: No Scum Bewty locked it in for Muff Divers, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Muff Divers beat No Scum in Week 2 (1,971–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 11:40:20
🎟 Muff Divers booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-01 11:40:14
🎟 Muff Divers booked Birthday Party for 2026-10-01 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-10-01 11:39:57
🎴 Muff Divers played the Triple Captain chip. Week 2.
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Muff Divers
@WitchDoctor
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎂
Half a Year Deep
🏝
Take a Break
🃏
Playing Dirty
🔥
On Fire
🎓
Star Pupil
🎱
Pool Shark
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-27
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-09
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Muff Divers 1,971 vs No Scum 0 Winner: Muff Divers · Loser: No Scum Bewty locked it in for Muff Divers, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Muff Divers beat No Scum in Week 2 (1,971–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Muff Divers booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Muff Divers booked Birthday Party for 2026-10-01 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎴 Muff Divers played the Triple Captain chip. Week 2.