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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Neon Paradise

owned by asd123 · active for 136 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
10 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Minta
Club Fate · 11w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Intel Gathered
7.7% of bars
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Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
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Century Club
16.3% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Millionaire
36.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Brasshouse
2026-07-11
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-11
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Undiscovered
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📰 Recent feed posts

system · 2026-08-15 02:02:11
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Neon Paradise has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 0 vs Flub Cate 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: Flub Cate the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 17 vs The Unfinished Renovation 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: The Unfinished Renovation the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:37
🏆 Neon Paradise beat The Unfinished Renovation in Week 1 (17–0 drinks).
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Neon Paradise
@asd123
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔎
Intel Gathered
💔
Cruel Margin
💯
Century Club
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
⭐
Hat Trick
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Brasshouse
2026-07-11
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Club Fate
2026-07-11
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📰 Recent posts
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Neon Paradise has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 0 vs Flub Cate 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: Flub Cate the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Paradise 17 vs The Unfinished Renovation 0 Winner: Neon Paradise · Loser: The Unfinished Renovation the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Neon Paradise beat The Unfinished Renovation in Week 1 (17–0 drinks).