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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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No Fatties

owned by testtesttest · active for 134 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
134
Win streak
1
25 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
26

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pudding
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Michelle
Maggie's Jomtien · 19w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💯
Century Club
16.3% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
22.3% of bars
💘
Smitten
25.5% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
36.4% of bars
and 20 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 387 vs The Friendly Canadian 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: The Friendly Canadian the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:41
🏆 No Fatties beat The Friendly Canadian in Week 2 (387–0 drinks).
streak · 2026-08-10 02:04:15
🔥 No Fatties on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 0 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 319 vs SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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No Fatties
@testtesttest
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
134
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💯
Century Club
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
💘
Smitten
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
🔔
Ring My Bell
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 387 vs The Friendly Canadian 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: The Friendly Canadian the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 No Fatties beat The Friendly Canadian in Week 2 (387–0 drinks).
streak
🔥 No Fatties on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 0 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 319 vs SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar 0 Winner: No Fatties · Loser: SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"