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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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NoMoneyNoHoney

owned by PattayaPaul · active for 17 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
17
Win streak
1
Best night
Quiet
Championships
0
Achievements
3
🥩 Beef of the Day wins
🥩 2026-08-12 (0–1)

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
16.0% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
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First Night
100.2% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

system · 2026-08-17 02:02:39
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: NoMoneyNoHoney has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
event · 2026-08-13 02:05:54
🎯 Beef result for 2026-08-12: NoMoneyNoHoney beat Hooker cream pussy bar. Pickers who called it: 0/1.
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 4 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:34
🏆 NoMoneyNoHoney beat Rookie's Place in Week 2 (4–0 drinks).
system · 2026-08-08 02:03:18
💧 Songkran Survivors Insurance wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
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NoMoneyNoHoney
@PattayaPaul
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
17
Win streak
1
Best night
Quiet
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
0 / 12
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📰 Recent posts
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: NoMoneyNoHoney has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
event
🎯 Beef result for 2026-08-12: NoMoneyNoHoney beat Hooker cream pussy bar. Pickers who called it: 0/1.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 4 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 NoMoneyNoHoney beat Rookie's Place in Week 2 (4–0 drinks).
system
💧 Songkran Survivors Insurance wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.