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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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NoMoneyNoHoney

owned by PattayaPaul · active for 62 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
62
Win streak
0
Best night
Quiet
Championships
0
Achievements
6
🥩 Beef of the Day wins
🥩 2026-08-21 (0–1) 🥩 2026-08-12 (0–1)

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:51
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 0 vs Bareback Bar 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: Bareback Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:13
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 0 vs sex 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: ddd 0 vs NoMoneyNoHoney 1 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: ddd the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:56
🏆 NoMoneyNoHoney beat ddd in Week 2 (1–0 drinks).
event · 2026-08-22 02:03:43
🎯 Beef result for 2026-08-21: NoMoneyNoHoney beat Hooker cream pussy bar. Pickers who called it: 0/1.
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NoMoneyNoHoney
@PattayaPaul
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
62
Win streak
0
Best night
Quiet
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🤖
First Blood
🔥
Hot Streak
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
0 / 12
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 0 vs Bareback Bar 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: Bareback Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NoMoneyNoHoney 0 vs sex 0 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: ddd 0 vs NoMoneyNoHoney 1 Winner: NoMoneyNoHoney · Loser: ddd the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 NoMoneyNoHoney beat ddd in Week 2 (1–0 drinks).
event
🎯 Beef result for 2026-08-21: NoMoneyNoHoney beat Hooker cream pussy bar. Pickers who called it: 0/1.