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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Pad Thai Parlour

owned by noy · active for 123 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
123
Win streak
2
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 17w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 17w loyal
Kunny
Camel Toe · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
👥
Full House
74.4% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 3 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Down under bar 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Honey with money 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Honey with money the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Pad Thai Parlour
@noy
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
123
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Down under bar 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Honey with money 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Honey with money the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"