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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Pad Thai Parlour

owned by noy · active for 168 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
168
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pond
Maggie May's · 24w loyal
Kunny
Camel Toe · 24w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:54
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Chang and Done 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Chang and Done the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:18
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Sukhumvit Sunset 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Sukhumvit Sunset the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Down under bar 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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Pad Thai Parlour
@noy
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
168
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Chang and Done 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Chang and Done the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Sukhumvit Sunset 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Sukhumvit Sunset the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 0 vs Down under bar 0 Winner: Pad Thai Parlour · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"