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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Paradise

owned by Benny · active for 135 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
8

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
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First Victory
86.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:03
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Hopes and Dreams 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Hopes and Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Secrets 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Secrets the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Paradise
@Benny
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Hopes and Dreams 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Hopes and Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Secrets 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Secrets the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"