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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Paradise

owned by Benny · active for 180 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
180
Win streak
2
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
8

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Ale's Well That Ends Well 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Ale's Well That Ends Well the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:03
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Paradise
@Benny
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
180
Win streak
2
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Hot Streak
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Ale's Well That Ends Well 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Ale's Well That Ends Well the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Paradise · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"