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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Pattaya Hugo's

owned by PattayaHugo · active for 160 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
160
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yuki
Club Fate · 23w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 23w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Lazy Tiger Bar 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Lazy Tiger Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:02
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Steven Changed the Terms 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Steven Changed the Terms the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Pattaya Hugo's
@PattayaHugo
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
160
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Lazy Tiger Bar 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Lazy Tiger Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Hugo's 0 vs Steven Changed the Terms 0 Winner: Pattaya Hugo's · Loser: Steven Changed the Terms the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"