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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Patts Playpen

owned by HelloImNNotJohnnyCash · active for 24 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
24
Win streak
2
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 3w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 3w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 3w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Back to School
9.8% of bars
🔥
On Fire
14.9% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
25.5% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-26
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Club Fate
2026-07-26
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-26
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-26

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:57
🏆 FINAL: Patts Playpen 669 vs feed 0 Winner: Patts Playpen · Loser: feed the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:42
🏆 Patts Playpen beat feed in Week 2 (669–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Patts Playpen 824 vs Test Edge 0 Winner: Patts Playpen · Loser: Test Edge the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:50
🏆 Patts Playpen beat Test Edge in Week 1 (824–0 drinks).
system · 2026-08-02 03:02:13
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
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Patts Playpen
@HelloImNNotJohnnyCash
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
24
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
🔥
On Fire
🔴
Four in a Row
🪑
Home Improvement
💪
Comeback Kid
🌴
Gig Economy
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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???
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???
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???
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???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-26
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-26
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-26
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-26
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Patts Playpen 669 vs feed 0 Winner: Patts Playpen · Loser: feed the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Patts Playpen beat feed in Week 2 (669–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Patts Playpen 824 vs Test Edge 0 Winner: Patts Playpen · Loser: Test Edge the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Patts Playpen beat Test Edge in Week 1 (824–0 drinks).
system
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.