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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Piss Flap Bar

owned by BOLOA · active for 181 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Ta
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Natty
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs One more 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: One more the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:52
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Whispering Lotus 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Whispering Lotus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:00
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Loose Sphincters 1 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:47
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Sillius Soddus 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Sillius Soddus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Piss Flap Bar
@BOLOA
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs One more 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: One more the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Whispering Lotus 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Whispering Lotus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Loose Sphincters 1 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Trinidad ragae 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Trinidad ragae the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Piss Flap Bar 0 vs Sillius Soddus 0 Winner: Piss Flap Bar · Loser: Sillius Soddus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"