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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Puttanesca

owned by CrimsonLotus569 · active for 43 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
43
Win streak
0
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Sailom
Maggie May's · 6w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 6w loyal
Ae
Maggie May's · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Buzzin
2026-08-21
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-21
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???
Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-08-21
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:14
🏆 FINAL: Puttanesca 534 vs Nips&slips 0 Winner: Puttanesca · Loser: Nips&slips the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:06
🏆 Puttanesca beat Nips&slips in Week 1 (534–0 drinks).
system · 2026-08-27 02:02:55
💧 Songkran Survivors Insurance wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
achievement · 2026-08-26 02:02:52
⭐ Puttanesca unlocked Hat Trick.
system · 2026-08-21 10:39:20
💧 Sponsored this week by Songkran Survivors Insurance. Songkran Survivors Insurance is offering 5% off if you mention the bar at the desk on Soi Buakhao.
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Puttanesca
@CrimsonLotus569
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
43
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-21
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???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-21
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???
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-21
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puttanesca 534 vs Nips&slips 0 Winner: Puttanesca · Loser: Nips&slips the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Puttanesca beat Nips&slips in Week 1 (534–0 drinks).
system
💧 Songkran Survivors Insurance wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
achievement
⭐ Puttanesca unlocked Hat Trick.
system
💧 Sponsored this week by Songkran Survivors Insurance. Songkran Survivors Insurance is offering 5% off if you mention the bar at the desk on Soi Buakhao.