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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Secrets

owned by Soobie · active for 103 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
103
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 14w loyal
Ploy
Club Fate · 14w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Full House
74.4% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:06
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Angel Dust 250 vs Secrets 332 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Secrets beat Angel Dust in Week 2 (332–250 drinks).
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Secrets
@Soobie
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
103
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Angel Dust 250 vs Secrets 332 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Secrets beat Angel Dust in Week 2 (332–250 drinks).