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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Sin City
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Silicon Valley

owned by hammerhiem75 · active for 181 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ Sin City
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
39 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
47

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Taki
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Bell
Catflaps · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
🏘️
Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
and 41 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:01
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,151 vs Poseidon's Palace 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Poseidon's Palace the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:44
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Poseidon's Palace in Week 2 (2,151–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 940 vs Jackie’s bar 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Jackie’s bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:58
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Jackie’s bar in Week 2 (940–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Sin City
🌴
Silicon Valley
@hammerhiem75
Legendary Sin City
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔎
Intel Gathered
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🏝
Take a Break
🤝
Stronger Together
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,151 vs Poseidon's Palace 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Poseidon's Palace the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Poseidon's Palace in Week 2 (2,151–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 940 vs Jackie’s bar 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Jackie’s bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Jackie’s bar in Week 2 (940–0 drinks).