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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
🏘️
Bar Group
Sin City
🌴

Silicon Valley

owned by hammerhiem75 · active for 136 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Sin City
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
31 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
45

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Taki
Maggie's Resort · 18w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Bell
Catflaps · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏘️
Empire Builder
7.2% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
7.4% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
7.7% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
and 39 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:46
🏆 FINAL: Paradise Lost 1,438 vs Silicon Valley 1,998 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Paradise Lost the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:36
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Paradise Lost in Week 2 (1,998–1,438 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:03
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,096 vs Kinky Keg 11 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Kinky Keg the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:36
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Kinky Keg in Week 2 (2,096–11 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,594 vs Winkey Wankey Woo 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Winkey Wankey Woo the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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🏘️
Bar Group
Sin City
🌴
Silicon Valley
@hammerhiem75
Premier Sin City
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🔎
Intel Gathered
🏝
Take a Break
🤝
Stronger Together
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise Lost 1,438 vs Silicon Valley 1,998 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Paradise Lost the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Paradise Lost in Week 2 (1,998–1,438 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,096 vs Kinky Keg 11 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Kinky Keg the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Silicon Valley beat Kinky Keg in Week 2 (2,096–11 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Silicon Valley 2,594 vs Winkey Wankey Woo 0 Winner: Silicon Valley · Loser: Winkey Wankey Woo the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"