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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Sloppy BJs

owned by zips · active for 147 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
147
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 21w loyal
Nene
Catflaps · 21w loyal
Anat
Brasshouse · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:52
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Neon Paradise 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Neon Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:41
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Nigger 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Sloppy BJs
@zips
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
147
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Neon Paradise 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Neon Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy BJs 0 vs Nigger 0 Winner: Sloppy BJs · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"