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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Soi Sirens

owned by MangoPelican699 · active for 23 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
23
Win streak
0
10 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Praw
Buzzin · 3w loyal
Joy
Buzzin · 3w loyal
Pui
Buzzin · 3w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
and 3 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Buzzin
2026-09-10
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-10
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-09-10
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:24
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs Soi Sirens 382 Winner: Soi Sirens · Loser: The sick buffalo the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:13
🏆 Soi Sirens beat The sick buffalo in Week 1 (382–0 drinks).
system · 2026-09-16 02:13:17
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
milestone · 2026-09-10 13:52:47
🏖 New bar opened: Soi Sirens (Pattaya).
purchase · 2026-09-10 13:52:46
🎟 Soi Sirens booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-10.
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Soi Sirens
@MangoPelican699
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
23
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-10
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-10
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???
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-10
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs Soi Sirens 382 Winner: Soi Sirens · Loser: The sick buffalo the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Soi Sirens beat The sick buffalo in Week 1 (382–0 drinks).
system
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
milestone
🏖 New bar opened: Soi Sirens (Pattaya).
purchase
🎟 Soi Sirens booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-10.