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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Swallow

owned by Planter · active for 136 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kitty
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Jinny
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Senlek
Club Fate · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Heating Up
61.1% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs Sadleys 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: Sadleys the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:04
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs J bar 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Swallow
@Planter
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs Sadleys 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: Sadleys the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs J bar 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Swallow 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: Swallow · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"