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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Test Edge

owned by x · active for 131 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
131
Win streak
0
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bua
Club Fate · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-05-24
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Loose Sphincters 5 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:14
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Little Little bar 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Little Little bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Bobs bar 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Bobs bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Test Edge
@x
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
131
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🪑
Home Improvement
💪
Comeback Kid
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Club Fate
2026-05-24
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Loose Sphincters 5 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Little Little bar 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Little Little bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test Edge 0 vs Bobs bar 0 Winner: Test Edge · Loser: Bobs bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"