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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
BBQ2026's Group
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The Drunk Monkey

owned by BBQ2026 · active for 108 days
Established bar 🏘️ BBQ2026's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
108
Win streak
1
34 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
27

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 15w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
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Keeping Tabs
15.2% of bars
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Century Club
16.3% of bars
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Ladies' Night
30.1% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
and 21 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-04
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-08-13 02:05:58
🎉 The Drunk Monkey hit Day 100 in business.
achievement · 2026-08-13 02:02:37
💯 The Drunk Monkey unlocked Century Club.
milestone · 2026-08-10 02:08:35
💎 The Drunk Monkey crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:57
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 726 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:41
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Down under bar in Week 2 (726–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
BBQ2026's Group
💎
The Drunk Monkey
@BBQ2026
Established BBQ2026's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
108
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🔭
Keeping Tabs
💯
Century Club
💃
Ladies' Night
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-04
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
milestone
🎉 The Drunk Monkey hit Day 100 in business.
achievement
💯 The Drunk Monkey unlocked Century Club.
milestone
💎 The Drunk Monkey crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 726 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Down under bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Down under bar in Week 2 (726–0 drinks).