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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
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The Hairy Koala

owned by MattHam · active for 147 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
147
Win streak
4
64 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
48
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 20w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 18w loyal
Pan
Club Fate · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
👑
Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
🍺
Cheers!
11.3% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
and 42 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-21
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-13
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-12
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-20
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 08:58:31
🎴 The Hairy Koala played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:55
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:47
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Bell Bar 0 vs The Hairy Koala 2,577 Winner: The Hairy Koala · Loser: Bell Bar Monika locked it in for The Hairy Koala, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 The Hairy Koala beat Bell Bar in Week 2 (2,577–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🦁
The Hairy Koala
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
147
Win streak
4
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🛵
Garage Full
👑
Season Champion
🥊
Duelist
🍺
Cheers!
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-21
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-13
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-12
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-20
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎴 The Hairy Koala played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bell Bar 0 vs The Hairy Koala 2,577 Winner: The Hairy Koala · Loser: Bell Bar Monika locked it in for The Hairy Koala, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 The Hairy Koala beat Bell Bar in Week 2 (2,577–0 drinks).