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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Missing Menu Bar

owned by deewp · active for 116 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
116
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 16w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 16w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
👥
Full House
74.4% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 297 vs The Missing Menu Bar 517 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 The Missing Menu Bar beat Puzzles in Week 1 (517–297 drinks).
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The Missing Menu Bar
@deewp
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
116
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 297 vs The Missing Menu Bar 517 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 The Missing Menu Bar beat Puzzles in Week 1 (517–297 drinks).