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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Missing Menu Bar

owned by deewp · active for 161 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
161
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 23w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 23w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs lucky bastard 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: lucky bastard the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:23
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pinkies 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pinkies the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:48
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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The Missing Menu Bar
@deewp
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
161
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs lucky bastard 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: lucky bastard the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pinkies 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pinkies the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Angel Dust 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Angel Dust the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Missing Menu Bar 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: The Missing Menu Bar · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"