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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The petting zoo

owned by tbd · active for 118 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
118
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kat
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Nok
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
50.6% of bars
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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs fos 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 5 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Sticky Bamboo 107 vs The petting zoo 110 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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The petting zoo
@tbd
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
118
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs fos 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 5 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sticky Bamboo 107 vs The petting zoo 110 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"