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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The shipfaced sailor

owned by Samgdj · active for 180 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nam
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Fai
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:22
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Jackie’s bar 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Jackie’s bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Bust Up 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Bust Up the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 34 vs Tinys 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:06
🏆 The shipfaced sailor beat Tinys in Week 2 (34–0 drinks).
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The shipfaced sailor
@Samgdj
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Jackie’s bar 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Jackie’s bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Bust Up 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Bust Up the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The shipfaced sailor 34 vs Tinys 0 Winner: The shipfaced sailor · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 The shipfaced sailor beat Tinys in Week 2 (34–0 drinks).