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Thunder Downunder
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The Ugly Tree

owned by MattHam · active for 69 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
69
Win streak
1
25 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34
👑 Tonight's captain
Paw
Buzzin · medium form
🪨Giant Slayer ⭐Star Maker 🔥Hot Streak 🌪️Mag 7
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Na
Catflaps · 12w loyal
Aon
Maggie's Jomtien · 10w loyal
Zoe
Catflaps · 9w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👑
Season Champion
4.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
5.4% of bars
🥊
Duelist
6.2% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
15.2% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
16.7% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:36
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-13 22:07:18
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-13 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-10 09:10:03
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-10 (฿2,000).
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:52
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 2,015 vs Get Lucky with Goblin 398 Winner: The Ugly Tree · Loser: Get Lucky with Goblin O-por locked it in for The Ugly Tree, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:39
🏆 The Ugly Tree beat Get Lucky with Goblin in Week 2 (2,015–398 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🌺
The Ugly Tree
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
69
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
👑 Tonight's captain
Paw
Buzzin
medium
🪨 Giant Slayer ⭐ Star Maker 🔥 Hot Streak 🌪️ Mag 7
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
⚡
Double or Nothing
🥊
Duelist
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-13 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-10 (฿2,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 2,015 vs Get Lucky with Goblin 398 Winner: The Ugly Tree · Loser: Get Lucky with Goblin O-por locked it in for The Ugly Tree, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Ugly Tree beat Get Lucky with Goblin in Week 2 (2,015–398 drinks).