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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
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The Ugly Tree

owned by MattHam · active for 114 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
114
Win streak
3
42 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
39
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aon
Maggie's Jomtien · 17w loyal
Zoe
Catflaps · 16w loyal
Bella
Maggie's Jomtien · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
👑
Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
🍺
Cheers!
11.3% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
and 33 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 08:58:31
🎴 The Ugly Tree played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:55
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:48
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 1,815 vs 350 Baht Ladydrinks 756 Winner: The Ugly Tree · Loser: 350 Baht Ladydrinks Lucky locked it in for The Ugly Tree, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 The Ugly Tree beat 350 Baht Ladydrinks in Week 2 (1,815–756 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🌺
The Ugly Tree
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
114
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🛵
Garage Full
👑
Season Champion
🥊
Duelist
⚡
Double or Nothing
🍺
Cheers!
🎟️
The Big Dance
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎴 The Ugly Tree played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Ugly Tree booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 1,815 vs 350 Baht Ladydrinks 756 Winner: The Ugly Tree · Loser: 350 Baht Ladydrinks Lucky locked it in for The Ugly Tree, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Ugly Tree beat 350 Baht Ladydrinks in Week 2 (1,815–756 drinks).