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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Velvet Banana

owned by HomeyB · active for 110 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Heating Up
61.1% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Full House
74.4% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 208 vs The Velvet Banana 250 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 The Velvet Banana beat Pad Thai Parlour in Week 2 (250–208 drinks).
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: The Alluring Residence 26 vs The Velvet Banana 509 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: The Alluring Residence the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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The Velvet Banana
@HomeyB
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pad Thai Parlour 208 vs The Velvet Banana 250 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Velvet Banana beat Pad Thai Parlour in Week 2 (250–208 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Alluring Residence 26 vs The Velvet Banana 509 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: The Alluring Residence the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"