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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Weasel

owned by TurboHornbill690 · active for 28 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
28
Win streak
0
Best night
...
Championships
0
Achievements
3

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🪨
Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
📅
One Week In
98.1% of bars
🌅
First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Buzzin
2026-09-05
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-05
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-05
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-05
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-05
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-05
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Maggie's Resort
2026-09-05

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: The Weasel 0 vs The Verge Inn 0 Winner: The Weasel · Loser: The Verge Inn the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
system · 2026-09-20 02:13:19
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Weasel has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
system · 2026-09-11 02:11:42
🎣 Beach Road Bait & Tackle wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
purchase · 2026-09-05 05:20:47
🎟 The Weasel booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-05.
system · 2026-09-05 05:20:47
🎣 Sponsored this week by Beach Road Bait & Tackle. Beach Road Bait & Tackle ran a co-promo flyer pairing your bar with a 6am pier breakfast.
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The Weasel
@TurboHornbill690
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
28
Win streak
0
Best night
...
🏆 Achievement showcase
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-05
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-05
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-05
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-05
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-05
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-05
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-09-05
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Weasel 0 vs The Verge Inn 0 Winner: The Weasel · Loser: The Verge Inn the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Weasel has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
system
🎣 Beach Road Bait & Tackle wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
purchase
🎟 The Weasel booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-05.
system
🎣 Sponsored this week by Beach Road Bait & Tackle. Beach Road Bait & Tackle ran a co-promo flyer pairing your bar with a 6am pier breakfast.