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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🍻

The Wet Platypus

owned by MattHam · active for 113 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
113
Win streak
9
36 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
50
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jane
Catflaps · 12w loyal
Lynda
Maggie's Jomtien · 12w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 11w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💎
Tycoon
5.1% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
6.1% of bars
🥊
Duelist
6.2% of bars
🏘️
Empire Builder
7.2% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
7.4% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
and 44 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-18 22:47:46
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-19 (฿8,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:36
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:22
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-18 (฿8,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:18
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-17 (฿8,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:16
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-16 (฿8,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🍻
The Wet Platypus
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
113
Win streak
9
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Tycoon
⚡
Double or Nothing
🥊
Duelist
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🤝
Stronger Together
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-19 (฿8,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-18 (฿8,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-17 (฿8,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-08-16 (฿8,000).