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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
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Thunder Cuntz

owned by r1ch@rd · active for 140 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ The Muff Empire
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
140
Win streak
13
57 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
52
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct H2H picks
🏆
Hall of Bars
1 permanent title
🌱 Rookie of the Year · S2

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 12w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 4w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
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Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
and 46 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-16

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 13:40:58
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: The Travelers 0 vs Thunder Cuntz 3,957 Winner: Thunder Cuntz · Loser: The Travelers FERN locked it in for Thunder Cuntz, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Thunder Cuntz beat The Travelers in Week 2 (3,957–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 13:36:38
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-09-30 16:52:16
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-30 (฿4,000).
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Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
⚡
Thunder Cuntz
@r1ch@rd
Legendary The Muff Empire
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
140
Win streak
13
Best night
Legendary
🏆
Hall of Bars
1 permanent title
🌱 Rookie of the Year · S2
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🏝
Take a Break
⚡
Double or Nothing
💎
Diamond Hands
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-16
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Travelers 0 vs Thunder Cuntz 3,957 Winner: Thunder Cuntz · Loser: The Travelers FERN locked it in for Thunder Cuntz, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Thunder Cuntz beat The Travelers in Week 2 (3,957–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-30 (฿4,000).