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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
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Thunder Cuntz

owned by r1ch@rd · active for 95 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
95
Win streak
8
40 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
49
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct H2H picks
🏆
Hall of Bars
1 permanent title
🌱 Rookie of the Year · S2

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 8w loyal
Sharp
Catflaps · 7w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

⚡
Double or Nothing
6.1% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
6.7% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
📚
Back to School
9.8% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
and 43 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-16

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-18 13:52:44
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Tourist Bus for 2026-08-18 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-08-18 13:52:13
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-18 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-17 09:20:27
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Ladies' Night for 2026-08-17 (฿5,000).
milestone · 2026-08-17 09:20:27
🍻 Thunder Cuntz bought a round for the house (฿11,685).
purchase · 2026-08-16 14:14:56
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-16.
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
⚡
Thunder Cuntz
@r1ch@rd
Premier The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
95
Win streak
8
Best night
Legendary
🏆
Hall of Bars
1 permanent title
🌱 Rookie of the Year · S2
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
⚡
Double or Nothing
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🏝
Take a Break
📚
Back to School
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-16
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Tourist Bus for 2026-08-18 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-18 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Ladies' Night for 2026-08-17 (฿5,000).
milestone
🍻 Thunder Cuntz bought a round for the house (฿11,685).
purchase
🎟 Thunder Cuntz booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-16.