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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Winkey Wankey Woo

owned by Jobber · active for 180 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bella
Bradley's · 25w loyal
Nurs
Bradley's · 25w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:54
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs EPSTEIN ISLAND 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: EPSTEIN ISLAND the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:47
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs Bradleys Jomtien 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 1,317 vs Magic Ladyboys 928 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Magic Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Winkey Wankey Woo beat Magic Ladyboys in Week 1 (1,317–928 drinks).
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Winkey Wankey Woo
@Jobber
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs EPSTEIN ISLAND 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: EPSTEIN ISLAND the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 0 vs Bradleys Jomtien 0 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Winkey Wankey Woo 1,317 vs Magic Ladyboys 928 Winner: Winkey Wankey Woo · Loser: Magic Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Winkey Wankey Woo beat Magic Ladyboys in Week 1 (1,317–928 drinks).