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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🎲

Worst Bar Ever

owned by QA2 · active for 174 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Syphilis 👑 Prestige 4 Neon Rim facade
Tier
Premier
Days in business
174
Win streak
6
54 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
62
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Bella
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Donut
Maggie's Resort · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
🗺️
Cartographer
2.4% of bars
🧭
Know Your Town
2.4% of bars
🏦
Bar Tycoon
3.6% of bars
and 56 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-15
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Worst Bar Ever 1,896 Winner: Worst Bar Ever · Loser: The Crow's Nest Pang locked it in for Worst Bar Ever, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Worst Bar Ever beat The Crow's Nest in Week 2 (1,896–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-27 20:22:25
🎟 Worst Bar Ever booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone · 2026-09-27 20:22:06
🍻 Worst Bar Ever bought a round for the house (฿6,424).
purchase · 2026-09-25 08:29:31
🎟 Worst Bar Ever booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).
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Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🎲
Worst Bar Ever
@QA2
Premier Syphilis P4
Tier
Premier
Days in business
174
Win streak
6
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
👥
Full House
💰
Millionaire
💎
Diamond Hands
🗺️
Cartographer
🧭
Know Your Town
🏦
Bar Tycoon
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-15
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Worst Bar Ever 1,896 Winner: Worst Bar Ever · Loser: The Crow's Nest Pang locked it in for Worst Bar Ever, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Worst Bar Ever beat The Crow's Nest in Week 2 (1,896–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Worst Bar Ever booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone
🍻 Worst Bar Ever bought a round for the house (฿6,424).
purchase
🎟 Worst Bar Ever booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).