Real bars. Real rivalry.
LIVE · WK 1 · MAY MADNESS · 400+ BARS PLAYING

The fantasy game where real bars compete.

Draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues. Your bar gets paid every morning from their actual drink sales, pulled live from POS data, not made up.

Free to play. Your first matchup is tomorrow night.
Pattaya runs on UTC+7. Earnings roll at 09:00 Thai, which is ..:.. your local time.
Live POS data Free, no card Five minutes a day Installs as a phone app
How a day plays

Five minutes a day. Drama all night.

Pattaya runs on Thai time. Every day in the sim has the same three beats. Spectate, or swing it.

1 Morning · 09:00 Thai

📨 The CCTV report

Earnings roll at 9am Thai. Your inbox fills with the Morning Brief: last night's takings, who's on tonight, every sabotage that landed while you slept. Five minutes, done.

2 Afternoon

⭐ Lock the captain

Pick one lady for tonight's 2× multiplier. Switch as often as you like. Scout, sabotage, ring the bell on a rival for a shared boost. Your call.

3 Night · live ticker

🔔 Watch it land

The live ticker runs through the night. Real venues open. Real ladies clock in. Real drinks get sold. By 09:00 tomorrow you'll know who won the night.

💤 While you sleep: rivals queue dirty tricks, mayoral decrees process, season chips activate, and the Pattaya Turtle goes to print.
The plumbing

Not a random number generator.
A real POS.

Every drink your ladies sell at their real venues is pulled in nightly and paid to your bar. Scout the right names, reap the right revenue.

13
Pattaya venues
Plumbed in via the live POS feed.
1,000+
Ladies on the books
Every nickname, every venue, every shift.
Thousands
of drinks nightly
Counted, not guessed
Pulled from the POS as the night happens.
Plus 400+ bars competing 500+ matchups settled 300+ tricks landed 5,500+ achievements unlocked
The personas are fantasy. Cartoon avatars, playful nicknames. The numbers behind them are whatever actually happened at the bar last night.
What's in the box

Forty mechanics, four jobs.

You won't touch all of it on day one. By day fourteen you'll be running half of it without thinking.

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Pillar 1

Build & scout

Pick the right ladies, hire the right cashier, hold them. Football-Manager analytics on real POS data.

🎯Draft & auto-pick with Expected Tonight scores so you don't pick blind.
🌳Scouting trees show best day-of-week, trending names, fading legends.
👀/scout & /meta let you spy on every other bar's roster, FPL-style.
💞Loyalty & training stack up to +20% if you keep them long enough.
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Pillar 2

Fight & defend

Asynchronous warfare. Every sabotage is public. Every revenge is paid for.

🚓Dirty Tricks five attack types, scheduled queues, public log, revenge credits.
📹CCTV + Security Guard name your attackers and cleanse weekly.
⚖️Lawyer & Tea Money halve incoming damage, or reflect it onto the attacker.
🔥Notoriety climbs as you attack. Above 75 you're a public enemy.
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Pillar 3

Compete & climb

Weekly head-to-heads, seasonal playoffs, league standings, personal vendettas.

⚔️Head-to-head matchups every week, with newcomer and underdog bonuses.
🎯Multiple rivals declare any number, beat them for 1.5× win bonus.
🥩Beef of the Day two bars, one vote, a badge on the winner's brochure.
📊Leaderboard seven sort modes, including the empire-builder ranking.
Pillar 4

Boost & spend

Levers you can pull when a big night matters, or when you want to mess with one.

Captain pick ×2 multiplier on one lady, switchable up to lock-in.
🎴Season chips Wildcard, Wage Strike, Triple Captain, Bench Boost. Two tranches per season.
🎟️Themed nights Hog Roast, Pool Tournament, Bar Crawl, Birthday Party, and more.
🔔Ring the bell generosity is a strategy. Both bars get +15% tonight.
Running alongside the season

The Mayor of Soi Sabotage.

A 17-day election runs alongside every regular season. File a candidacy, build a slush fund, smear your rivals, win the sash. The fictional Pattaya Turtle reports the whole thing.

👑 Mayor cabinet 2 days left

Five roles. One sash. Seventeen days of dirty politics.

Each candidate appoints a daily cabinet of five roles: Treasurer, Whip, Press, Enforcer, Chief of Staff. Bottom-tier earners convert at ×2.5 into your slush fund. Your worst-earning girls are your best politicians. The Pattaya Turtle prints the gossip whether you like it or not.

🐢 The Pattaya Turtle 📰 Soi Voice Tribune ⚠ Smear immunity
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Bars filed
12
💰
Prize pool
฿3,750,000
Leading the slush
#1 Golden Kitty ฿773,984
#2 GrimDank I - Daemonculaba ฿688,337
#3 F***ed Up Beyond Belief ฿612,683
Past your first bar

Run one bar. Or build an empire.

Stay solo, or buy your way up. Group banks, shared synergies, multi-bar leaderboards, prestige resets that pay forever. Mogul, Magnate, Kingpin tiers wait at the top.

F B N T +

Build a chain. Compete as a chain.

Group your bars together. Pool the bank. Transfer staff between them. Run team-vs-team matchups. Retire a bar at the top for permanent +2% loyalty on every bar you'll ever own. Stack the bonus ten times.

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Bar Groups group bank, multi-bar synergies, drag-and-drop transfers.
💼
Bar Marketplace buy a whole bar off another player, or sell yours up.
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Prestige retire at the top for permanent +2% loyalty, stacks 10×.
One-click Optimize rebalance every bar in your portfolio in a single click.
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Empire leaderboard scored on bar count plus treasury. Mogul, Magnate, Kingpin tiers.
Yes, really

There's a 3D world.

Walk Soi Sabotage in 3D. Visit rival bars. Play your staff at Connect 4 or Pool for cash. The sim as a place, not just a screen.

Bars open. Music plays. Bikes race past.

The whole strip is rendered in your browser. Every player is in there with you. See who's online, teleport to them, challenge them to a minigame. Win money. Lose money. Try again tomorrow.

🔴🟡🔴
Connect 4
vs your staff
🎱
Pool
8-ball, real physics
🎲
Dice
pure variance
🏍️
Bike races
arcade ramps
🔔
Ring the bell
+15% for both bars
🚶
Bar walks
visit any rival
Live right now

From the league tonight.

The game is already running. Here's what just happened.

🃏 Latest dirty trick
Poundsand just pulled police on Spinner Central.
CCTV will name them tomorrow. Revenge credits will follow. The feed never sleeps.
🏆 Top of the table
May Madness
#1 🥇 🍸 Ploughed Top of the table
#2 🥈 ✨ Higher and Rollier Chasing
#3 🥉 🐯 Kitty Kream In striking distance
Don't let it stay on a screen

In-game money buys real-world stuff.

We don't sell skins. We sell pints. The two endgame upgrades you can hold in your hand.

👕

Bar T-Shirt

฿7,500,000 in-game

Embroidered tee with your bar's logo on the chest and your motto on the back. Pick up at one of our Pattaya bars. Design and size sorted on Discord.

🍺

Engraved Pint Glass

฿10,000,000 in-game

Full-size pint glass with handle, your bar name engraved. Kept behind the bar of your choice in Pattaya, or take it home.

What players are saying

The chat is unhinged and we love it.

From the #🎮 bar-simulator channel in the Pattaya Mongers Discord. 11,000+ members, dev team posting directly, patch notes in real time.

"I rang the bell for a rival, then they raided my bar three nights in a row. Worth it. We've got a feud now."
F @frodo Discord
"My favourite part is the morning report. I open the inbox with my coffee like it's the football scores."
M @mango Discord
"I was a Rookie AI's first opponent in week one. Cute. I'm now top of the table and absolutely insufferable."
B @bigsoi Discord
"The Pattaya Turtle ran a smear piece on my Mayor candidate and I have not stopped laughing for a week."
L @lek Discord
Free to play.

No card. No subscription. Your first ฿500,000 is on the house. Additional bars cost in-game ฿, earned not bought.

Frequently asked

Questions, answered.

The questions players ask before they sign up. Full game guide lives over at How to play.

What is Pattaya Bar Simulator?
A free browser fantasy game where real Pattaya bars compete. You run a virtual bar, hire ladies and cashiers from a roster of real Pattaya venues, pick a captain each day, and earn from the venues' real POS drink-sale data.
Is it free to play?
Yes. Free to play, no card required. Your first virtual bar comes with a starter bankroll and your first matchup is the next night.
How do real Pattaya bars affect the game?
The drink number that earns you money in the game is the same number that rang up at the real venue. Live POS data drives every morning's earnings roll, so a busy night in a real Pattaya bar shows up as a payout in your inbox.
Do I need to be in Thailand to play?
No. Players join from the UK, US, Europe, Australia, and Asia. The game runs on Thai time (UTC+7) but the interface shows your local equivalent for every deadline and earnings roll.
How long does it take to play each day?
Five minutes. Read the Morning Brief in your inbox, lock tonight's captain, and you are done. Players who want to scout, sabotage, and run group raids can spend longer, but five minutes a day is the design target.
What time does the game day reset?
09:00 Thai time, every day. That is when last night's earnings post, captain picks unlock for tonight, and the Morning Brief drops in your inbox.
Can I play on my phone?
Yes. The game runs in any mobile browser and installs as a PWA on both iOS and Android. The mobile UI is purpose-built, not a shrunk-down desktop view.
Is it suitable for all ages?
No. The game is age-gated and contains adult themes appropriate to the Pattaya nightlife setting. Players must be adults to register.

Your first bar is free.
Your first rival is already picking theirs.

Build the hottest bar in Pattaya. Draft the best team. Earn big. Dominate the leaderboard, or at least ring the bell.