Draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues. Your bar gets paid every morning from their actual drink sales, pulled live from POS data, not made up.
Pattaya runs on Thai time. Every day in the sim has the same three beats. Spectate, or swing it.
Earnings roll at 9am Thai. Your inbox fills with the Morning Brief: last night's takings, who's on tonight, every sabotage that landed while you slept. Five minutes, done.
Pick one lady for tonight's 2× multiplier. Switch as often as you like. Scout, sabotage, ring the bell on a rival for a shared boost. Your call.
The live ticker runs through the night. Real venues open. Real ladies clock in. Real drinks get sold. By 09:00 tomorrow you'll know who won the night.
Every drink your ladies sell at their real venues is pulled in nightly and paid to your bar. Scout the right names, reap the right revenue.
You won't touch all of it on day one. By day fourteen you'll be running half of it without thinking.
Pick the right ladies, hire the right cashier, hold them. Football-Manager analytics on real POS data.
Asynchronous warfare. Every sabotage is public. Every revenge is paid for.
Weekly head-to-heads, seasonal playoffs, league standings, personal vendettas.
Levers you can pull when a big night matters, or when you want to mess with one.
A 17-day election runs alongside every regular season. File a candidacy, build a slush fund, smear your rivals, win the sash. The fictional Pattaya Turtle reports the whole thing.
Each candidate appoints a daily cabinet of five roles: Treasurer, Whip, Press, Enforcer, Chief of Staff. Bottom-tier earners convert at ×2.5 into your slush fund. Your worst-earning girls are your best politicians. The Pattaya Turtle prints the gossip whether you like it or not.
Stay solo, or buy your way up. Group banks, shared synergies, multi-bar leaderboards, prestige resets that pay forever. Mogul, Magnate, Kingpin tiers wait at the top.
Group your bars together. Pool the bank. Transfer staff between them. Run team-vs-team matchups. Retire a bar at the top for permanent +2% loyalty on every bar you'll ever own. Stack the bonus ten times.
Walk Soi Sabotage in 3D. Visit rival bars. Play your staff at Connect 4 or Pool for cash. The sim as a place, not just a screen.
The whole strip is rendered in your browser. Every player is in there with you. See who's online, teleport to them, challenge them to a minigame. Win money. Lose money. Try again tomorrow.
The game is already running. Here's what just happened.
We don't sell skins. We sell pints. The two endgame upgrades you can hold in your hand.
Embroidered tee with your bar's logo on the chest and your motto on the back. Pick up at one of our Pattaya bars. Design and size sorted on Discord.
Full-size pint glass with handle, your bar name engraved. Kept behind the bar of your choice in Pattaya, or take it home.
From the #🎮 bar-simulator channel in the Pattaya Mongers Discord. 11,000+ members, dev team posting directly, patch notes in real time.
No card. No subscription. Your first ฿500,000 is on the house. Additional bars cost in-game ฿, earned not bought.
The questions players ask before they sign up. Full game guide lives over at How to play.
Build the hottest bar in Pattaya. Draft the best team. Earn big. Dominate the leaderboard, or at least ring the bell.