Founder schlongsbar Founded Apr 21 #198 May Madness
Lifetime drinks
3,306
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
āļŋ0
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
10
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
30
Open for business and counting.

May Madness snapshot

Where this bar sits in the live league standings right now. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Season rank
#198
League position by season drinks.
Season wins
0
Matchups taken.
Season losses
0
Matchups dropped.
Achievements
12
Unlocked badges.

Trophy cabinet

A few of the achievements this bar has unlocked. Tap through to start your own bar and chase the same set.

Recent unlocks

ðŸ‘Ĩ Full House
âœĻ Synergy Seeker
🌅 First Night
🌍 Talent Scout
ðŸ”Ĩ Heating Up
📅 One Week In
+ 6 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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What is this? Schlongs is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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