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Bars ranked by name. Gemini's verdict, 0 to 100. Subjective, by design.

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League: Premier Championship League One League Two National Sunday Closed 15 / 619
# Bar Best day?Highest single-day drinks total this bar has posted.📖 Learn more Funny Score?Primary ranking metric for this leaderboard view, switch tabs to sort by a different metric.📖 Learn more Trend?7-day sparkline of daily drink totals, rising line means momentum is building, falling means cooling off. Days
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Cock in the Bush ℹ️ 👑 2 🏆 20
QA2
the Pattaya Turtle says: Top marks, this one. Crude, rude, and precisely what a drunk expat would snort his Chang beer at.
86 98 / 100 4
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5000 Baht Short Time Lounge ℹ️ 🏆 28
YouTubeCelebrityGroup ▲ 38
the Pattaya Turtle says: Crass, direct, and financially explicit, this name sings to the heart of every expat on Soi Buakhao.
304 90 / 100 41
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100% Russian Girlz ℹ️ 🏆 32
chinesefinanciallaundromat
the Pattaya Turtle says: This '100% Girlz' series is a winner, simple, crude, and right up the alley of a pissed expat.
263 88 / 100 41
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350 Baht Ladydrinks ℹ️ 🏆 29
YouTubeCelebrityGroup
the Pattaya Turtle says: Good solid Pattaya context, but 'Ladydrinks' isn't quite as funny as 'Barfine' is it, you cheapskate.
319 75 / 100 41
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NoMoneyNoHoney🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 3
PattayaPaul
the Pattaya Turtle says: NoMoneyNoHoney, a golden rule of the strip, simple, direct, and universally understood by every punter.
8 75 / 100 16
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Goblin's Revenge V ℹ️ 🏆 30
goblinsrevenge
the Pattaya Turtle says: Still a bit nerdy, but 'V' keeps it in the realm of a silly sequel, might get a chuckle.
344 55 / 100 41
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Goblin's Revenge VI ℹ️ 🏆 31
goblinsrevenge
the Pattaya Turtle says: 'VI' makes it sound like a long-running, increasingly ridiculous series, which is mildly amusing when hammered.
382 55 / 100 41
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The Sunburnt Expat🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 1
MelB
the Pattaya Turtle says: A bit too true for comfort, that. We all know one, don't we, red as a lobster and full of bad decisions.
55 / 100 4
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Rookie's Place🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 8
rookie_ai
the Pattaya Turtle says: Another first name, utterly bland, sounds like somewhere you'd send your kids.
20 / 100 124
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Neon Paradise🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 14
asd123
the Pattaya Turtle says: Neon Paradise, 'Paradise' again, mate? You're killing the vibe here, utterly generic.
36 18 / 100 121
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Zongi🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 2
EricM
the Pattaya Turtle says: Utter gibberish mate, sounds like something you'd cough up after a night on the tiles. No joke in it at all.
18 / 100 12
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35 Virtual Ladydrinks Livestream Bar ℹ️ 🏆 25
YouTubeCelebrityGroup ▲ 9
the Pattaya Turtle says: Sounds like an IT support call center, not a place you'd expect a happy ending, or even a happy beginning.
223 15 / 100 41
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Jackie’s bar🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 2
jackie
the Pattaya Turtle says: Jackie’s bar? Is Jackie a bloke or a bird? Either way, it’s duller than a nun’s knickers.
15 / 100 9
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P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Diamond ℹ️ 👑 5 🏆 46
PattayaTizm Entertainment Holdings Ltd
458 unscored 111
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P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Gold ℹ️ 👑 5 🏆 48
PattayaTizm Entertainment Holdings Ltd
493 unscored 113
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The Harem ℹ️ 🏆 6
JadeMonsoon407
unscored 0
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