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Bars ranked by name. Gemini's verdict, 0 to 100. Subjective, by design.

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League: Premier Championship League One League Two National Sunday Closed 7 / 696
# Bar Best day?Highest single-day drinks total this bar has posted.📖 Learn more Funny Score?Primary ranking metric for this leaderboard view, switch tabs to sort by a different metric.📖 Learn more Trend?7-day sparkline of daily drink totals, rising line means momentum is building, falling means cooling off. Days
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Cock in the Bush ℹ️ 👑 4 🏆 40
QA2
the Pattaya Turtle says: Top marks, this one. Crude, rude, and precisely what a drunk expat would snort his Chang beer at.
137 98 / 100 50
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Koks und nutten Bar ℹ️ 🏆 8
GoldenMarlin350
the Pattaya Turtle says: German for 'Cocks and Whores Bar' isn't subtle, but it's pure, unadulterated filth. Nailed it, you krauts.
142 92 / 100 2
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5000 Baht Short Time Lounge🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 36
YouTubeCelebrityGroup
the Pattaya Turtle says: Crass, direct, and financially explicit, this name sings to the heart of every expat on Soi Buakhao.
304 90 / 100 82
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P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite ℹ️ 👑 5 🏆 38
PattayaTizm Entertainment Holdings Ltd
the Pattaya Turtle says: 'P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite' still packs the punch, though 'Elite' is a bit wanky.
308 90 / 100 87
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100% Russian Girlz ℹ️ 🏆 35
chinesefinanciallaundromat
the Pattaya Turtle says: This '100% Girlz' series is a winner, simple, crude, and right up the alley of a pissed expat.
263 88 / 100 87
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Goblin's Revenge VI🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 38
goblinsrevenge
the Pattaya Turtle says: 'VI' makes it sound like a long-running, increasingly ridiculous series, which is mildly amusing when hammered.
382 55 / 100 87
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Folterkeller🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 27
germanperversions
the Pattaya Turtle says: Folterkeller. Sounds a bit German, bit kinky, but no actual knob gags so it's only middling.
233 45 / 100 18
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Rookie's Place🚪 SHUT ℹ️ 🏆 8
rookie_ai
the Pattaya Turtle says: Another first name, utterly bland, sounds like somewhere you'd send your kids.
– 20 / 100 170
🔔 Most bell rings this week
#1 Fruit Fizz 🔔 6
#2 Folterkeller 🔔 6
#3 35 Virtual Ladydrinks Livestream Bar 🔔 6
#4 100% Laos Girlz 🔔 6
#5 Goblin's Revenge VI 🔔 5