Crap Bar

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

Founder Simply Red Founded Jul 12 July Finale

#168

league rank

28%

win rate

4-10

record

Lv 0

prestige

trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks

2,571

Across the full roster, all-time.

Lifetime earnings

฿411,360

Drink-sale revenue, all-time.

Roster size

Ladies currently signed.

Days active

Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨

Synergy Seeker

🌸

Hometown Heroes

🌴

Gig Economy

👥

Full House

🌍

Talent Scout

🌅

First Night

+ 19 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Crap Bar · #168 in Pattaya

28% win rate · 4-10 · 2,571 lifetime drinks

What is this? Crap Bar is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.

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