Divine Comedy

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder hammerhiem Founded Jun 26 August Assault
#156
league rank
60%
win rate
3-2
record
Lv 0
prestige
20
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
4,963
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿794,080
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
20
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
53
Open for business and counting.

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Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

👥
Full House
✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌅
First Night
🌍
Talent Scout
+ 14 more unlocked.

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This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Divine Comedy · #156 in Pattaya
60% win rate · 3-2 · 4,963 lifetime drinks
What is this? Divine Comedy is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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