Eat your Arse 50 baht

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Simply Red Founded Jul 16 October Onslaught
#216
league rank
30%
win rate
3-7
record
Lv 2
prestige
38
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
4,922
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿787,520
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
18
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
91
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌍
Talent Scout
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🔴
Four in a Row
+ 32 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Eat your Arse 50 baht · #216 in Pattaya
30% win rate · 3-7 · 4,922 lifetime drinks
What is this? Eat your Arse 50 baht is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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