Founder Pip (Jason) Founded Apr 5 #11 May Madness
Lifetime drinks
17,091
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿0
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
50
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
46
Open for business and counting.

May Madness snapshot

Where this bar sits in the live league standings right now. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Season rank
#11
League position by season drinks.
Season wins
0
Matchups taken.
Season losses
0
Matchups dropped.
Achievements
36
Unlocked badges.

Trophy cabinet

A few of the achievements this bar has unlocked. Tap through to start your own bar and chase the same set.

Recent unlocks

🌅 First Night
👥 Full House
✨ Synergy Seeker
🌍 Talent Scout
⚡ Double Synergy
🪑 Home Improvement
+ 30 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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What is this? GrimDank I - Daemonculaba is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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