Hard Clit Cafe

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Bugaloo Founded Aug 27 October Onslaught
#66
league rank
40%
win rate
4-6
record
Lv 0
prestige
44
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
15,462
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿2,473,920
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
40
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
49
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

💘
Smitten
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
👥
Full House
+ 38 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Hard Clit Cafe · #66 in Pattaya
40% win rate · 4-6 · 15,462 lifetime drinks
What is this? Hard Clit Cafe is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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