Hard Clit Cafe

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator

Founder Bugaloo Founded Aug 27

Unranked

league rank

New

win rate

0-0

record

Lv 0

prestige

trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks

553

Across the full roster, all-time.

Lifetime earnings

฿88,480

Drink-sale revenue, all-time.

Roster size

Ladies currently signed.

Days active

Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

💘

Smitten

🔭

Keeping Tabs

🐢

Pulse of the Soi

🌍

Talent Scout

✨

Synergy Seeker

👥

Full House

+ 5 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Hard Clit Cafe

New challenger · 553 lifetime drinks

What is this? Hard Clit Cafe is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.

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