Hard Nip Cafe

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Bugaloo Founded Jul 26 September Shenanigans
#19
league rank
77%
win rate
7-2
record
Lv 0
prestige
40
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
15,404
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
฿2,464,640
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
40
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
47
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

✨
Synergy Seeker
⚡
Double Synergy
🌍
Talent Scout
🌴
Gig Economy
🔭
Keeping Tabs
💘
Smitten
+ 34 more unlocked.

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This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Hard Nip Cafe · #19 in Pattaya
77% win rate · 7-2 · 15,404 lifetime drinks
What is this? Hard Nip Cafe is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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