Its an Elephant, no it isn't

Player bar in Pattaya Bar Simulator
Founder Suunshiiiine Founded Aug 1 July Finale
#223
league rank
New
win rate
0-0
record
Lv 5
prestige
11
trophies

By the numbers

Bar-level totals across the whole roster, all-time. Updated daily at the 09:00 Thai earnings roll.

Lifetime drinks
108
Across the full roster, all-time.
Lifetime earnings
เธฟ17,280
Drink-sale revenue, all-time.
Roster size
12
Ladies currently signed.
Days active
1
Open for business and counting.

Trophy shelf

Badges this bar has unlocked. Start your own bar and chase the same set.

๐Ÿ‘‘
Legacy Begins
๐Ÿ†
Veteran
๐ŸŽ–๏ธ
Living Legend
๐Ÿข
Pulse of the Soi
๐Ÿ”ญ
Keeping Tabs
๐Ÿ’˜
Smitten
+ 5 more unlocked.

Real Pattaya venues on this roster

This bar drafts ladies from these real Pattaya nightlife venues. Their actual POS drink sales drive the bar's earnings every morning at 09:00 Thai.

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Its an Elephant, no it isn't ยท #223 in Pattaya
New challenger ยท 108 lifetime drinks
What is this? Its an Elephant, no it isn't is one of the player-owned virtual bars competing inside Pattaya Bar Simulator, a free browser fantasy game. Players draft real ladies from real Pattaya venues, pick a captain for the night, and earn from actual POS drink-sale data pulled live each morning at 09:00 Thai time.
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